🎶 “Sweet Paul Bayman” – 75th Birthday Song 🎶 (To
Mar 13, 2026
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🎶 “Sweet Paul Bayman” – 75th Birthday Song 🎶
(To the tune of Sweet Caroline)
Verse 1
Where it began…
Paul was a lad on the railway line
Chef’s hat at school…
But DIY? Well that’s not his design!
Hands in his hair…
But shampoo wasn’t anywhere in sight
Grabbed the soap instead…
Thought “Ah well, that’ll do tonight!”
Chorus
Sweet Paul Bayman!
Seventy-five, and doing fine!
Paul Bayman!
Your stories get better with time!
So good! So good! So good! 🎶
Verse 2
Once long ago…
He grabbed the drops beside the sink
In went the drops…
But they were for the hamster — fancy that, we think! 🐹
Dancing one night…
After a drink or maybe two…
On the table he stood…
Doing the Time Warp through and through!
Chorus
Sweet Paul Bayman!
Seventy-five, and doing fine!
Paul Bayman!
Still dancing after the wine!
So good! So good! So good! 🎶
Verse 3
Julie at home…
Bickering just like they always do
But we all know…
He’d be completely lost without you!
Taxi on wheels…
Driving the family here and there
Kind and generous…
And always parked in his armchair!
Chorus
Sweet Paul Bayman!
Seventy-five, and doing fine!
Paul Bayman!
Best dad and grandad of all time!
So good! So good! So good! 🎶
Verse 4
Sasha and Leona…
Mya, Allana and Laura too
Steven and Kelly…
All proud of everything you do
Football mad…
Goalkeeper, ref back in the day
Now car boot sales…
And buying junk at auctions with Mya!
Final Chorus
Sweet Paul Bayman!
Seventy-five, what a life!
Paul Bayman!
Still winding up Julie, his wife!
Happy birthday! Happy birthday! Happy birthday Paul! 🎉